Potato Gun
Potato Gun Mayhem - A crisis at baronbob.com, the Internet's premiere gallery of wacky gifts took place late Friday night. A shelf full of Alien Garden Gnomes came crashing down and bopped the Gift Guru on the head. He quickly turned evil and ran around baronbob.com's warehouse shooting the employees with the Potato Gun. Baron Joe explains, "I was shot up pretty bad and I'm still peeling potato pellets off my face. (see picture to the right) Owner, Bob Brooks had this prepared statement, "The Potato Gun should be banned, I have decided to purchase at great expense the world's supply of Potato Guns, I plea that anyone who buys this vegetarian's weapon not to use it, but to take it to the nearest landfill and bury it!!"
Merchant: Baron Bob


